sonicyouth
Junior Member
I used to have a handle on life but it fell off...
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JOKES!
Aug 22, 2005 15:11:26 GMT -2
Post by sonicyouth on Aug 22, 2005 15:11:26 GMT -2
Ah yes, joke a day from now on to bring laughter and smiles to all your millions of different faces. Todays theme
LAWYER HATING!
A young man is at an antique fair where he buys an Arabic lamp. When he takes the lamp home he polishes it and out pops a Genie.
"I shall grant you three wishes my friend" the Genie said "However, everything you get one of every lawyer in the world will recieve two"
The man thinks hard before asking... "Ive always wanted to have £100 million." "Are you sure? Remeber that every lawyer will recieve £200 million" "Yes I am sure" and the man is granted his £100 million. Next the man asks for a Ferrari Enzo and again he is warned that every lawyer in the world will recieve two but the man is adamant and he gets is ferrari.
"You have one wish left" The Genie told him. The man sits down for a while and considers his options before something hits him.
"You know" he says to the Genie "Ive always wanted to donate a kidney..."
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JOKES!
Aug 26, 2005 2:21:00 GMT -2
Post by Sandro_the_FOmar on Aug 26, 2005 2:21:00 GMT -2
Nice. I think it was on Conan, no wait Jay Leno. He said that Michael Jackson has been sad a lot recently. Then he was like, I mean i can understand why, the kids are going back to school. And its just sad real sad.
Here is another MJ joke. What time is bedtime at MJ's house? When the little hand meets the big hand.
Why did MJ keep calling Boys 2 Men? He thought it was a delivery service.
Ok thats all i can think of for now. Good day. And laugh well.
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